In this position, you’re sure to be the big cheese.
If you’ve ever wanted to be an Assistant Director of Cheese, now’s your chance. The U.K. software company Sorted has put out a call looking for a “fromage-fanatic” — someone with “in-depth knowledge of both domestic and foreign cheese” who understands “how to balance flavours for varying tastes and pallets,” according to the job description.
Being a cheese expert is necessary for the position as it requires helping your boss, the Director of Cheese, put on the best “Cheesy Tuesday” event every month. If you can answer questions like, “Do you know whether a biscuit, bread or melba toast is the right accompaniment for your board?” and “Is a chutney or a jelly most suitable?” this may be the perfect fit for you.
The job comes with regular benefits like vacation and pension contributions, but it also offers unlimited cheese — perhaps the best benefit of all.
There is one small catch. You can’t just be a cheese-lover, you must be tech-savvy as well. The software company is looking to hire someone who knows their cheese and is an “expert techie,” too. So start brushing up on your software knowledge — if you can turn yourself into a tech expert you could “brie” the best candidate.